i'm waiting.

1: Ever tried sex with someone of the same sex?
Of course
Not yet

2: Own any sex toys?
Yup
Nope

3: Sex and food...
Don't mix
Make everything taste better

4: Ever had sex with someone's name you forgot by the next day?
What? No!
Heh. Yeah.

5: Have you ever done it in a car, while you or your partner were driving?
Totally.
No. How *would* you do that?

6: When it's come to threesomes, foursomes, or moresomes...
You've had one (or more)
Only in your dreams

7: Right now, your pubic hair is....
Au natural, baby
Shaved or styled

8: If you've heard about something kinky...
You've tried it.
Everyone else has heard about it too

9: Your online porn collection...
Is just a few things people have sent to you
Means you need a new hard drive, like yesterday

10: Your favorite type of roleplaying game is
Magic: The Gathering
When you and your partner play professor and student

11: If you say, "I'm all tied up."
You're busy
You're really all tied up

12: You just got a new digital camera for Christmas. Do you... ?
Sneak up to your room to take a few naughty pics for your sweetie
Snap pictures of your friends and family opening gifts

13: You shop at Home Depot to...
Fix stuff around the house
Build new toys for your bedroom

14: You're browsing around an adult novelty shop. Chances are, you'll leave with
Something leather and something battery operated
Some massage oil

15: Your parnter wants a striptease for his or her birthday... You:
Get your honey a card with a sexy stripper on it instead
Accompany your sweetie to the strip club, doing a striptease of your own later that night

16: You catch your sweetie with someone else in bed. You:
Join in
Break them up, and them break up with your sweetie