A Mug of Me
Stiffer than a Shot of Espresso

The Volunteer

2005-03-17
The Volunteer

"How much did you pay him to do that?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?'

"No. He volunteered."

"How'd you get him to do that?"

"Hello, George. 'Volunteered' means I didn't do anything to him."

"I don't believe you."

"Marcus, did I make you strip naked and come for me just now?"

"No, Mistress, I volunteered."

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