A Mug of Me
Stiffer than a Shot of Espresso

the stats, and a whole lot more....

2005-03-21
just the facts....

the first 30 questions i got from rotted, who wanted to know something of me, and these are for her and anyone else....

rotted questons

1. Name the Last Four Things You Bought:

groceries, book, coffee, chinese club's eggrolls

2. Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink :

water, sam adams, milk, oj

3. Last Time You Sneezed?

today

4. What's In the CD Player?

the murphys

5. What's something small that relaxes you?

warm milk / xanax

6. Current Hair? what hair?

ha, what's left is short.

7. Current Clothes?

dress down day: black long sheeve under a black tee-shirt (bad brains), jeans, ascics

8. Current favorite meal?

local pub's salmon dish

9. Current Stress-factor?

my ex-

10. Current Dislike?

being without sex for 4 months, rude students, my laziness, Time and Space

11. A favorite local place to be?

on couch or coffee house

12. Least Favorite Place ?

working/teaching

13. If You Could Play An Instrument ?

saxophone

14. Favorite Color(s)

evergreen then dark brown then black then blue

15. How Tall Are You?

6'2"

16. Favorite expression?

you're a punk or did you wake up stupid today?

17. Favorite Day(s)?

sunday

18. Where Would You Like To Go?

iceland (hot springs and a honey)

19. Where do you want to live when you get married?

good question

20. Favorite food?

sushi

21. Color of most clothes you own:

earth tones for work, blacks for play

22. Number of pillows you sleep w/?

one LONG pillow

23. What do you wear when you go to sleep:

nude or panda bear flannel pants (a GIFT!) in the cold

24. What were you doing 12AM last night:

thinking at the ceiling

25. How old will you be in 10 yrs:

45 ouch.

26. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years:

teaching

27. Do you have braces?

nope, never

28. Are you paranoid?!

yes. moreso lately. why do you ask? Did someone talk to you?

29. Do you burn or tan?

burn

30. What is the brand of your wallet?

n/a

31. First piercing/tattoo?

late bloomer...still deciding

32. First enemy?

my neighbor andrew

33. Last song you sang?

can't hurry love? aretha is god!

Here are darkbeans's answers sexsecrets3
created by i-love-sex:

1. How old are you? (all)

35

2. What is your Wildest Innermost Sexual Fantasy? (come on share it with us) (all)

i've always wanted to try a foursome. two couples. maybe we'd go out and take them home or i can think a few hottie couples among my friends. Also i love the whole catholic girl outfit, knee highs and pumps.

3. Is the length of a cock more important then the thickness of a cock? (all)

well, there's nothing like wrapping your hands around a thick cock but i hear tell a deep dickin by long cock is awesome.

4. What is your favorite thing to do in foreplay before sex? (all)

Kissing, with roaming hands, fully clothed but slowly shedding them.

5. What was the largest age difference you?ve encountered with a sexual partner? Are they better with more age? (all)

15-20 years. she was up for things her daughter (my girlfriend) was not.

6. What is the biggest reason to cheat on a partner? (Horny and you grab what is handy, something new and different, spontaneous sex, the hidden desire of curiosity, ect?.) (all)

the partner neglects.

7. What part of a male/female turns you on the most? (all)

i love a woman's curves. i'm also a traditionalist and go weak for a good rack.

8. Favorite sexual position? Have you ever done more then 3 positions in session? (all)

i love all-fours. i can reach forward to tweek her nipples and have access to her ass and pussy. but this also let her have a cock in her mouth. yes, i usually enjoy lots of positions: big bed and fertile imagination.

9. Ever have sex with a person whose name you did not know? (all)

ugh. yeah. not lately, but too many in the past. i always felt like i was going to hell as i was struggling to remember the name of the sleep body next to me.

10. What is your favorite ?sexual-situation? in ?role-play? sex? (all)

I've been cuffed to the bed and had her been a German bitch goddess, spanking, pinching, just dirty rough sex. Teacher/Student afterschool extra credit. MILF with the neighborhood paperboy.

11. Ever have sex with a relative? If so what was the relationship? (all)

i got lots of hot latinas here but never. nope.

12. Ever have sex in a dark movie theater? (all)

no. but handjob. bj's. fingered.

13. Ever have sex at a ?Host?s Party? and if so what room did you do it in? (all)

yeah. parents' bedroom. with the mom-hostess.

14. Most unusual place you have given or received Oral sex? (all)

Church bathroom right before the bridesmaid was to standup in front of everyone. it was naughty, looking over at her, up there, knowing where she'd been and what her belly was full of.

15. Ever have sex with more then one member of a family? Such as with twins, brothers, sisters, girlfriend-mother, boyfriend-father?ect...) Did they ever know or find out about each-other? (all)

yep. girlfriend-mother. husband-wife. boyfriend-girlfriend.

16. What is the best line you have ?given or gotten? to get sex? (all)

hmm.... "Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?" OR "The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word" OR "How would you like to me a guy with a ten-inch tongue, who can breath thru his ears?" really, no, i don't have any. : ) haha

17. What is the most number of partners you have had in a 24-hour period? (all)

3

18. How many sexual partners have you had so far? (Are you being honest?) (all)

ok, i'm not going there. i'll come off as a perv.

19. What is your favorite kind of PORN? (all)

all kinds. anything we can watch together is best.

20. Have you ever had phone sex or Cybered? (all)

lots and lots! wanna have a go?

21. What is your favorite thing to do after sex? (all)

clean her. feed her. then go at it again.

22. How many different people have you given Oral sex too? (all)

same as #18.

23. How many different people have received Oral sex from? (all)

same as #18.

24. If you could magically change something about yourself to enhance your sexuality, what would it be? (all)

hmmm...make my cum taste like strawberries??

25. What turns you on more, being in control during sex or being submissive? (all)

being in control. sometimes i like being under. but i do get turned on with them stretched out in front of me. waiting for me to make them moan, then groan, then scream.

26. Have you ever been blind folded during sex? (all)

yep. scary cool. especially for a dom.

27. When was the last time you had sex and did you have an Orgasm? (all)

breakup sex. a couple.

28. Are you a screamer, moaner, heavy breather, or quiet during sex? (all)

i've been told i am loud and always talking dirty.


RANDOM COMMENTS

i have always lived my life "silently," never letting others in on what a freak i am. When people talk about anything naughty or taboo, the things that make people uncomfortable, i just smile and see a big red "check off" on my list of things to get me into hell

i write a lot of poetry, short stories

i've cheated many times

i regret every single one

I'm a high school english teacher

i love living in a state with full seasons

i love being naked

i love sex. the kinkier the better.

i have two brothers, a sister (in-law), two neices, two nephews

i'm the oldest of all my siblings

i have few friends and many ex's

i would throw down for them and my family. there is nothing i wouldn't do for those closest to me.

i have issues with trust.

i am a paranoid lately since breakup. and insomniac.

i dream repeatedly, vividly. nightmares are bread-and-butter of my sleeping mind

i have abused myself with drugs. those days are suppressed, not gone.

my drug of choice was weed. my drug of destiny was 'shrooms.

my family has a history of mental illness, alcoholism, cancer, diabetes.

i have grown less and less caring about what others feel about me.

i cook sparingly, and never for anyone else --unless i want to poison them.

i read continously.

i will read nearly anything.

i am currently reading three books at the same time.

i am a life-long NYTimes reader. i once drove two hours to get one. i also paid four times the cover price in england for a sunday times.

i enjoy reading porn more than watching it. i love reading about people exploits.

i am a visual person / learner. i have a huge collection of images and pics and photos. and only a small percent is even pornish.

i am, as of today, 4 months and 21 days from having had my heart broken by my fiancee. she is the reason for this diary.

my favorite snack are almonds or cashews. i have started to munch on salted pumpkin seeds.

i love movies

i love watching nearly every genre. even western, if they have jimmy stewart.

i am a katherine hepburn whore. i will watch any movie put in front of me. also myrna loy / william powell's thin man series.

i love porn. i love having sex while porn is on. great foreplay.

i am voyeur. and an exhibitionist.

i find men and women attractive, though my encounters with men have been limited to threesomes.

i love being dom

i enjoy phone sex and porn pong

i am a capitalist. i am a patriot. but i am not a fanatic

i believe in the bill of rights and the international convention on human rights

i have been a member of amnisty intl since i was 15

i have been arrested protesting apartheid and nearly expelled from college

i am vocal and stubborn and a pain-in-the-ass with my politics

i am prochoice antigun proUN antibush proiraqwar antiTorture proNAFTA proGay etc

ok, dear readers, i hope you enjoyed learning about me. if you have any specific questions email me and i will answer. make them naughty questions i will get back to you twice as fast. : ) cheers!

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