What Sexual Record Will You Break?

1. When it comes to sex, you really shine at:

Giving a great ending
Blowjobs
Getting off
Finding new fuck buddies
The fine art of seduction
Keeping it going, after you're rubbed raw

2. The worst thing you've done sexually is:

Used your teeth, on purpose
Said "I love you" to get someone in the sack
Lied about not screwing someone's sweetie
Made someone else sleep in the wet spot
Gotten yours and left your lover cold
Doing your lover after he or she passed out

3. You would describe yourself as:

Perverted
Horny
Insatiable
Sticky

4. If you were a flavor of lube, you'd be:

Chocolate - agressive and powerful
Variety pack - you can't choose just one
Green Apple - unexpected and unpredictable
Cherry - seductive and sexy
Banana - you like the taste of dick
Strawberry - exciting and naughty

5. You never:

Use condoms
Have the same lover for a few months
Have sex with skanky hoes
Are down for a quickie
Worry about whether you'll spit or swallow
Have to fake an orgasm

6. Look down. You see:

Boy parts
Girl parts

RANDOM #2

Explain any or ALL of the above answers. or email me your explainations/answers. Give as much detail as you think to make me blush and remember i am not easily shocked. hm, though easily turned on.

RANDOM #3 - 7

here is one of the worst people i've hear about this months sofar. scary how my last statement is qualified for just now...we'll find others...

SNL can be such subversive humor when it wants to be. read this. i can't believe i didn't tivo it.

here's a list of the kind of sex ment DON'T want. i know ladies it's a BIG surprise: you thought we take anything....

a link to a newly discovered jim morrison video clip. cool huh? he was the first guy i thought of ever being with...beautiful is too pale a word for him...

antique actions in my part of the state. come see for yourself this summer. lots of fun.

RANDOM #8

the perfect memos for today if i worked in corporate america....

The Memos

Time: 8:00 AM
To: All Depts
From: Personnel
RE: Office Procedure

Please view attached file regarding immediate changes to office procedures.

Time: 8:05 AM
To: All Depts
From: Personnel
RE: Office Procedure

Do not speak. Turn off all computers and phones. Strip and fellate the person in the cubicle to your right. After achieving orgasm report to Personnel Dept for further instructions.

dear readers, i'm off to the showers. i hope you enjoyed my randomness. i can't say i won't email again today, as the kids are doing little but read for an exam. and i am in a percocious mood. oh i LOVE that word.

later!