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friday 13th flood of evil

2005-05-13
These movie villain rankings are pretty fucking intricate. I spent a good hour on there and didn't get through half of it.


Topanga was that girl who never put out on a show called Boy Meets World. Boy Meets World starred the younger brother of Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years. Here are some pictures of her today. Pic 1 Pic 2


You probably never heard of Alana Dante but she's been making the rounds of the internet with her sex tape so I thought I could share some love with you mighty pirates.


A very nice blonde called Chase is our hottie of the day. I wish I could spank her.


Bavaria Beer has put together a knock off of the virtual bartender featuring a sexy Spanish chick. She won't understand much english but she does understand "strip", which is ok for me.


Norwegian girl caught on tape stripping naked to be school festival president Russ foreman Louise Garhol told TV 2 Nettavisen that she could understand the fuss, but pointed out that the stripping was just one of several election stunts, and that "two years ago a boy went even further" without attracting any attention. See video here!!


Whiskey prevents cancer, FYI.


Madonna's 1979 nude photoshoot.


"Students discuss proper etiquette for 'sexiling' a roommate"


And as long as we�re celebrating Friday the 13th today, we figured it�s as good a time as any to give three cheers for Satan�s Cheerleaders, a group of sexy alternachicks who are doing their darndest to prove to the Texas House of Representatives that the old sis-boom-bah is alive and well in the Lone Star State�or make them feel even more justified for banning sexy cheerleading to begin with, depending how you look at it. It may take only a couple of pom-poms and one Dark Lord to pave a path to Hell�but if the Satan�s Cheerleaders will be there, we don�t want to miss the party.


After reading the press material and watching the trailer for director Jonathan Yudis� �Pervert!�
(�A celebration of Sex, Death, Freedom and Absurdity!�), I can�t decide whether it�s more of a cheesy Russ Meyer homage with added gore or a softcore porn version of �Texas Chainsaw Massacre� with added jiggle. Maybe I'll watch that trailer a few more times just to make sure.


Hot Ginger-on-MaryAnn pie fight action from TBS' Real Giligian's Island. Sweet dream from childhood made real...THANK YOU, Ted Turner!!


�Price Is Right� Gabrielle Tuite bares all (or most) for Stuff and we all thank her.


This girl from Beaver, Washington is selling her cherry.


Liquid Generation's presentation ofKatie Holmes and Tom Cruise do their rendition of Candy Shop. This fucking LOL great!


These movie villain rankings are pretty fucking intricate. I spent a good hour on there and didn't get through half of it.


Topanga was that girl who never put out on a show called Boy Meets World. Boy Meets World starred the younger brother of Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years. Here are some pictures of her today. Pic 1 Pic 2


You probably never heard of Alana Dante but she's been making the rounds of the internet with her sex tape so I thought I could share some love with you mighty pirates.

Listening to: dave mathews

Reading: mutineer

Feeling: happy

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